I am amazing.
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
white people talking about their ethnicities
I choked on my own spit from laughing so hard
my girlfriend has been trying to convince me not to buy this tapestry of stalin from uzbekistan for some reason. its expensive but it would be good decor for my webcam shows
i think she knows i would never take it down and stalin’s giant face would be watching her sleep every night and for some reason this makes her feel creeped out instead of safe and comforted