Mew Meow

I am amazing.

Apr 7

raspbeary:

girls should have long hair. i prefer girls with long hair. the hair must be very long at least 85 ft. long so that i may wrap my entire body around it several times and coat it in salive and form a cocoon from which i will emerge victorious and claim my throne as the moth king

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Apr 6
infinitenap:

painting nails with your non-dominant hand (x)

infinitenap:

painting nails with your non-dominant hand (x)


Apr 5

Apr 4

Apr 3

straighttohelvetica:

The Aperture Science Lab is just full of assholes.

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Apr 2

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Apr 1

hocotate-civ:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

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Mar 17
askinnyblackman:

jordantypefont:

This is so clever.  Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it
not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it

askinnyblackman:

jordantypefont:

This is so clever.  Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.

yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it

not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it

(via mysterymanbob)


Mar 16

doyouevennyoom:

you:

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me:

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Mar 15

bouhous:

robbonp:

yungterra:

bouhous:

what did u have for breakfast 2day? hater tots? :\

what did u drink with it? hateraid? :\

and what u drink later? a bottle of Spite? :-I

hey i never heard that one before thats good

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